He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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