i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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