just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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