??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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