I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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