The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
