Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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