Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
