Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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