trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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