dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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