So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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