Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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