In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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