Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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