I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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