She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize