too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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