It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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