My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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