i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
