i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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