He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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