is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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