I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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