can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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