Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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