Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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