Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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