just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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