Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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