All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
why do cheetos always look like penises
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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