addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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