I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
