My sheets look like a crime scene.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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