How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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