Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We talked him into tasing himself.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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