was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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