guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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