Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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