I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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