It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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