Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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