So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
