Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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