it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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