i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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