Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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