you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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