Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(213): View more from California

those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You might as well just give her the money now.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

Not worth it.

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(519): View more from Ontario

The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?

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