Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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