I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Ketchup is God's man juice
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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