Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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