Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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